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Mar 26

NOOO, STOP THE PEDO BEFORE HE RAPES BIGFOOT! DAMN!, TOO LATE.

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chordoroy:

i want her

!!!!NIP-SLIP!!!!  83

(Source: collarbonescollarbones, via deceazed)

Mar 19

COOL BRA TRICK! REALLY WORKS!

OK SO I TOLD MY FRIEND TO WEAR A PUSH-UP BRA, BUT ONE SIZE SMALLER. SHE SAID “NOT ONLY DO MY BOOBS LOOK BIGGER, BUT I DON’T EVEN FEEL THE BAR!!!”

GIRLS TRY THIS! IT WILL WORK!

Mar 14

tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

a memory

Mar 12

iheart-squarepants:

NOT MINE. =) CREDITS GOES TO THE RIGHTFUL OWNER. =)

IS IT ME, OR ARE THE ARCTIC MONKEYS UNSTOPPABLE

LIKE SUPER POWERS

(Source: in-need-of-cuddles)

Mar 11

tape-deck:

Paramore - Decode

Is it wrong for a guy to really like para more?

(via airizonah)

teenage-wallfl0wer:

my heart hurts.

Then fix it

(Source: deceazed)